A panoramic image of my favorite restroom in the...

A panoramic image of my favorite restroom in the school district at which I work.

Single-user.
Locking door.
Ample space (for napping or exercising).
Abundant lighting (great for analysis).
Wall handles for those difficult moments.
Multiple power outlets that allow my electronics to charge while I poop. Also handy for days when I need to set up a workspace outside my office.
A personal fire alarm so I’ll never have to worry about dying on the toilet while the burning building collapses around me.
A child-height mirror that prevents me from seeing my face.
A little desk on which I can place my stuff and/or enjoy a quiet lunch.
A little chair where people can sit and watch me.
An exterior door located directly outside, allowing for a swift and anonymous escape.

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digthecat said: I notice you don’t talk about what you do look at in the child-height mirror. *aHem*
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