It’s a bit weird, but I have a huge crush on the actress in the QuiBids commercials.

Thanks to this creepy blog, I know her name, her history, her favorite color, why she will never again eat Thai food, and what kind of toilet paper she prefers for wiping her beautiful bum.

Anyway. It’s only weird because she’s so far off my radar in terms of the type of woman I’m attracted to and because I’ve tried to program my DVR to record QuiBids commercials but the stupid thing doesn’t know how to do that.