I declared war this evening. You haven’t lived...

I declared war this evening.

You haven’t lived until you’ve emptied a gallon of insect killer, one squirt at a time, around the perimeter of your basement.

Tonight’s casualties included 5-kills-via-shoe-stomp, 5 additional direct hits with the kill-juice, as well as any civilians hiding in the cracks while I applied a full saturation to the edges of my base.