May 2, 2013

“An Apple bond? Holy shit. Why would anybody buy that stale garbage? Jesus - if I wanted to be a creditor to a corporation built on the worn out dreams of a dead and buried visionary, then I’d lend money to my cowbaguna grandson who thinks he’s going to harness cold-fusion by smoking hashish in my daughter’s garage.”

-A client

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