Broker: “I have something embarrassing to tell you. I bought a new comforter for my bed last weekend and for the last three nights I’ve been pissed off thinking I got the wrong size because this thing barely reached my toes. And then this morning I realized I just needed to rotate it 90 degrees…”
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