I guess I’m lonely, whatever that means,
but when I see you in your pre-embroidered jeans
I get this feeling, like, prob'ly in my heart
that most of the time, we should never be apart.
You’re kinda pretty. I guess for now you’ll do.
I mean, you’re beautiful, nobody comes close to you…
and all that rubbish girls like to be told.
You gotta know this stuff when you are seventeen years old.I guess I’m saying let’s turn a new leaf.
I’ll wear my A&F hat askewly,
and we can go, where to? I don’t know,
but baby, I guess that I love you truly, andI wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
I want to be your mainstream man.
I wanna be your typical toy and
break up in time for college plans, andI wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
I wanna be your white bread boyfriendWell, I can skateboard, and I play the guitar.
I’ll take you out and about in my parents’ car.
We’ll catch a movie, get some McDonalds,
go to a party, let somebody else clean up the bottles.
I’m getting desperate. I know how love hurts.
I would give up my sneakers and my polo shirts
to be your sweetheart. I am sorta nice.
You could do better, but I’ll probably suffice.I’ll serenade you, like all the others,
with overplayed Dave Matthews Band covers.
Is it the love, or the lack thereof
that tells us we might as well become lovers?I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
I want to be your bargain beau.
You’re like my soulmate, let’s hold hands
so everyone at the mall can know,(mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
I want to be your mainstream man.
I wanna be your typical toy and
break up in time for college plans, andI wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
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Today has a way
Of scarring your eyes
With negative light
But it’s a disguise
I put on my shades
And see through the lies
The convenient truth isLight is on the way
We’ll be having a fun time
It’s such a lovely day
We should pocket the sunshine
And never give it back
Even if there’s a heat wave
Or terrorist attack
It will just be a close shave, I knowI know
That every bomb
Has a silver lining, I know
It won’t be long untilEverything works out nice in the end
The Sun will marry the Moon
It’ll be fine
Why don’t we sit back mellow again
And have a nice afternoon?
It’ll be fineI go for a walk
The sidewalk is cracked
I’m not susperstitious
But I made a pact
With old mother Earth
She’d get off my back
If I get off hersLight is on the way
We’ll be having a fun time
It’s such a lovely day
We should pocket the sunshine
And never give it back
Even if there’s a heat wave
We’re stalling on the track
It will just be a close shave, I knowI know
That in a snap
All the birds will sing, I know
I’m full of crap, but stillEverything works out nice in the end
The Sun will marry the Moon
It’ll be fine
Why don’t we sit back mellow again
And have a nice afternoon?
It’ll be fine
Fine
Everything is gonna be…
FineEverything works out nice in the end
The Sun will marry the Moon
It’ll be fine
Why don’t we sit back mellow again
And have a nice afternoon?
It’ll be fine…
You are red and blue and green,
living like a living computer glitch.
You could change to anything.
All you gotta do is just hit the switch.You are muscle, flesh and bone,
living in the land of automobiles.
If you ever lose your shoes,
all you gotta do is just click your heels.
Symmetry’s overrated, methinks.
Look at the scars all over the Sphinx.
Do you know that when you blink
each eye winks slightly out of sync?
Symmetry’s overrated, methinks.
Sook at the scars all over the Sphinx.
Even the planet spins with a tilt.
Everybody’s built like a quilt.Have you heard the awful truth?
Cursed asymmetricals go to hell.
If you trip and lose a tooth
you gotta knock the other side out as well.Gouge both eyes out and you’ll see
empty sockets everywhere: self abyss.
Fill them up with mercury
so that I can see myself when we kiss.
Symmetry’s overrated, methinks.
Look at the scars all over the Sphinx.
Even the planet spins with a tilt.
Everybody’s built like a quilt.
Trees in the forest fall to the side.
Everybody’s got something to hide,
except for me and my suitcase
full of imperfections.
If the court has no objections…
Symmetry’s overrated, methinks.
Look at the scars all over the Sphinx.
I am lopsided, and so are you.
Nothing worth loving isn’t askew.
Nothing Worth Loving Isn’t Askew - Lemon Demon
PROJECT IDEA!
Next time I go on holidays or some kind of long trip I bring my video camera. Everywhere I go I record myself miming a line from a song. One line for each place.
When I get home I compile the footage and put the song in the background. A musical montage of my holiday.
I’m thinkin of doin Fine by Lemon Demon.
Whaddya think?
I fucking love the new Lemon Demon Christmas EP.
Beneath apocalyptic snowflakes from above
We’re not in peril, we are in apocalove
So let’s go walking, or Christmas shopping
No, let’s do something a bit more shocking
Let’s go to the windmill
Let’s find some catharsis
Let’s go to the graveyard in cover of darkness
And it’s okay, I’ve done this tons of times
Well, maybe once a year since I was very young
It will be fine, okay?
I do this all the time
And nothing could go wrong
Unless that’s what you’d like
Is this the first time that you’ve ever seen Aurora Borealis crush mankind?
The wind chimes chiming with the screams
A pretty winter night
Your hand in mine
Mama was a haystack
Daddy was a burlap sack
Crows on my back,
While I’m lookin’ up o’er the grain!
Crucified straw man
Ever since I began
God’s master plan
Never specified a brain!
And I know
That it’s my mission
But with all
The time I’ve got
Lord I’m findin’
Myself wishin
I could spend
It deep in thought
Mama was a haystack
Daddy was a burlap sack
God take me back
‘Cause there’s nothing
In my head, ‘cept for stuffin’,
And I don’t know what to think
About that
Almost every day, I am swept away
From the dull, void and null, by the things you say.
Wouldn’t it be great, living in one state?
State of mind, intertwined, that you help create.When we’re on the phone, I am no longer alone.
It’s a start, but my heart is still in another time zone.
You’re the greatest thing random fate couldn’t bring.
Still, I smile. Maybe I’ll meet you in the spring.What if I don’t? God I hope I do.
Wishes come true.Waiting for everything to fall into place.
So far a distance just to see face to face.
Between you and me, I think rules don’t apply.
Between you and me is a space we can walk if we try.You are, indubitably,
The loveliest possible person for me.
Why weren’t we thrown together,
Somewhere nice with perfect weather?Where cosmic placement failed,
Where Serendipity dragged her tail
Is where we are right now.
We must escape, but we don’t know how.You know what would be rad?
If I were rich, and if I had
An aeroplane with giant wings,
And funky old propeller things.I would fly right by your place
And pick you up with gentle grace,
And fly straight into outer space,
Just to see you face to face.And when we come back, we’ll be fast asleep,
Counting camels instead of sheep.Waiting for everything to fall into place.
So far a distance just to see face to face.
Between you and me, I think rules don’t apply.
Between you and me is a space we can walk if we try.Wonder if I’ll ever be with you?
Do wishes come true?
God I hope they do.
Between You & Me - Lemon Demon
The Machine: A short story by Colm Lawlor
Nobody ever quite understood The Doctor.
He spent most of his time working on new inventions or tinkering with old one. He was well known throughout the land for his creations of both grandeur and triviality.
He invented many things but his most famous project was the contraption known only as The Machine.
When The Doctor began work on The Machine it was about the size of his fist. Over time it grew in size as he added more and more pieces and appendages to augment its performance. Soon, he ran out of room inside his house and so he moved it all outside.
People began to notice The Machine, this towering behemoth of circuitry and mechanisms. The townspeople became fascinated with it and soon word began to spread.
Not one person knew what it did, except The Doctor.