21
Aug
15 Rules To Help Deal With The Surrealist Absurdity Of Contemporary Living
1.) Awake in a filthy gutter (The filthier the better) covered in as many bodily fluids as possible.
2.) Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Snort a shot of whiskey and eat a packet of raw cigarettes. The nicotine/alcohol combination will jump-start your system leaving you fresh…
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