By Joseph Arens, NFMW
May 26, 2010 4:03 MST
This reporter, upon realization that low water plants were thriving under his window, has concluded that there is a NEW window to report from. Previously, only fringe theorists had speculated a sea change, but it is now the held opinion that the lack of reports has been directly linked to a window change. This desk, being hyper local, has had considerable disorientation at the realization of a NEW local. As data and first hand accounts come in, NFMW will surely gain insight into a new found sense of self and location.
Unsubstantiated reports have come in that this new window also has a hyper local location.