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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

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thesonicscrew

Anonymous asked:

Can't you imagine it? If James and Lily were alive when Harry and Ron crashed the Ford Anglia into the Whomping Willow and the next day Harry gets a Howler and the whole Gryffindor table would be like 'Oh he's going to get chewed out' and then the Howler explodes and it's full of effusive praise. 'HARRY POTTER, THAT WAS TRULY INSPIRED. CRASHING A CAR INTO A TREE. NOT EVEN PADFOOT WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT. YOU'RE LIVING UP TO THE MARAUDER BLOOD THAT RUNS THROUGH YOUR VEINS.'

believeinprongs-blog answered:

AND HARRY SITS THERE TRYING NOT TO SMILE AS HE HEARS LILY IN THE DISTANCE GOING “NO JAMES NO, YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ENCOURAGING HIM HE IS IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.”

“LiLY DON’T GET IN THE WAY OF TRUE INHERITANCE.”

AND RON’S LIKE “HARRY I HATE YOU SO MUCH”

thesonicscrew

can we have an entire alternate series of books where harry’s parents are alive and Neville is the boy who lived?

That way we get fun situations like this and Voldemort gets defeated in like year 3 coz Neville gets shit done

bahahahahaha harry potter this is hilarious
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oopsphan: “ darlinghogwarts: “ In the books, Hermione’s boggart is failing her classes. Her greatest fear is failing her classes. However, it goes a lot deeper than that. Subconsciously, I think she believes that if she does not do well and if she...
darlinghogwarts

In the books, Hermione’s boggart is failing her classes. Her greatest fear is failing her classes.

However, it goes a lot deeper than that. Subconsciously, I think she believes that if she does not do well and if she fails, they’ll kick her out of Hogwarts and the Wizarding World. So her real fear isn’t failing.

At Hogwarts, she has two wonderful friends who love her, and she is getting to live in an incredible world. She doesn’t want to lose that, and she thinks that if she does bad in her classes, they won’t let her come back.

Her real fear is rejection and loss.

oopsphan

so what if…

when in the philosophers stone her line “we could be killed, or worse.. expelled” wasn’t her being snooty or a teachers pet..

but her saying that she would rather die than stop going to hogwarts and never see her friends again?

harry potter you stop that right now!
castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis: “ allonsyforever: “ mrkittytheastronaut: “ rnrmurden: “ angelsofmanhattan: “ lumos5000: “ weasleyandpotter: “ SEVENS IN HARRY POTTER. SEVEN BOOKS IN THE SERIES. SEVEN HORCRUXES. SEVENS ON HIS FOREHEAD Other sevens in...

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weasleyandpotter:

SEVENS IN HARRY POTTER. SEVEN BOOKS IN THE SERIES. SEVEN HORCRUXES. SEVENS ON HIS FOREHEAD

Other sevens in Harry Potter:

  • 7 years at Hogwarts
  • 7 floors of Hogwarts
  • 7 galleons for a wand
  • 7 positions in quidditch
  • 7 tasks in the Sorceror’s Stone
  • 7 potions in task 6
  • 7 Weasley children
  • Ginny is the 1st Weasley girl in 7 generations.
  • Gryffindor beats Slytherin for the house cup for the first time in 7 years in the Sorceror’s Stone
  • 7 books Gilderoy Lockhart requires for DADA (CoS)
  • 7 muggles see Harry and Ron fly the car (CoS)
  • 7 days of Aunt Marge (PoA)
  • Arthur Weasley wins 700 galleons (PoA).
  • 7 tear drops on Hagrid’s letter to Hermione (PoA).
  • 7 people in the Shrieking Shack (PoA): Harry, Hermione, Ron, Sirius, Lupin, Snape, and Pettigrew.
  • Voldemort killed Frank Bryce who was 77 to make the 7th horcrux.
  • 7 locks on Moody’s trunk (GoF)
  • Dobby has 7 socks (GoF)
  • Unicorns don’t turn pure white until they’re 7 years old. (GoF)
  • Harry was “born as the 7th month dies…” (OotP)
  • 7 memories of Tom Riddle (HBP)
  • Harry and Ron get 7 O.W.L.s each (HBP)
  • 7DADA teachers
  • 7 questions Bellatrix asks Severus in Spinner’s End
  • 7 Harry Potters with 7 Order members
  • 7 races in the wizarding world: Human, Giant, Goblin, Centaur, Elf, Werewolf, Veela
  • There are 142 stairs at Hogwarts which adds to 7 (1+4+2=7)
  • Cleansweep 7
  • Gryffindor Tower is located on the 7th floor
  • Nicholas Flamel and his wife have 7 years age difference
  • 7 hidden passageways out of Hogwarts on the Marauders’ Map
  • Flitwick’s office (where Sirius is locked in PoA) is on the 7th floor
  • 700 ways to commit a foul in Quidditch.
  • The Tri-Wizard Tournament was first established 700 years before it’s appearance in the GoF.
  • Fred and George charge 7 sickles for a canary cream
  • Clause Seven of the Decree states that magic may be used before Muggles in exceptional circumstances
  • The Room of Requirement, used for DA meetings, is on the 7th floor. (OotP)
  • Cormac McLaggen’s mother was married 7 times. (HBP)
  • 7 death eaters at the tower in HBP: Draco, Fenrir, Amycus, Alecto, tall blond, Snape, Gibbon as well as 7 members of the Order and the DA: McGonagall, Tonks, Lupin, Neville, Ginny, Hermione, Ron
  • Lily began going out with James in their 7th year at Hogwarts
  • The prophecy is in row 97 in the Department of Mysteries
  • There are 7 Animagi registered with the Improper Use of Magic Office
  • 7 people locked in the Malfoy’s cellar (DH): Ollivander, Luna, Dean, Harry, Dean, Ron, and Griphook

HOW HAVE WE NEVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE!?!?!?

Guys there’s no notes on this post. We broke another post on tumblr…

JK Rowling is the greatest writer ever

7 is the number for completeness in numerology

0 notes y’all broke it again

Shit.

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Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.

ceruleanmoon


I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

numbertwopensyl

They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.

districtcuatro

Omg that comment.

itatemyhand

They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.

allrightevans

The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.

‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’

‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’

‘Fair enough’

crazilyawesome

‘Albus Severus, go to bed’

‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’

themaraudersboys

‘Potter what are you doing in the girls lavatory?’

‘fuck you my dad did it’

ask-kirby-characters

‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’

‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’

colo12spinner

‘Potter, you-‘

‘My father’s going to hear about this’

arcanehex

That moment when Harry’s son turns into Malfoy

sherlock-is-the-fire-of-my-loins

That moment when this becomes the best fucking post on tumblr

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me79314: “ marypsue: “ justhopelesslyhopeless: “ daily-harry-potter: “ How Neville was “the chosen one” http://daily-harry-potter.tumblr.com ” Holy shit. Couldn’t have said it better myself… ” I don’t know if I heard this somewhere or if it was all...
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How Neville was “the chosen one”
http://daily-harry-potter.tumblr.com

justhopelesslyhopeless

Holy shit. Couldn’t have said it better myself…

marypsue

I don’t know if I heard this somewhere or if it was all me, but Harry Potter was the Chosen One. Neville Longbottom, on the other hand, was the one who chose.

He could have backed out, he could have backed down, he could have taken his parents’ fate as a warning and made himself small and unimportant. And with his magical prowess, that might have been the smartest thing for him to do. But he didn’t. He chose to protect others, to live up to his parents’ legacy, to make them proud. He chose, and he became a hero in his own right. And I think that’s just as important as him being ‘chosen’, if not more.

me79314

All the awards.

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Which one would break Tumblr faster?

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey

1. Destiel becoming canon

2. Sherlock Series 3

3. Doctor Who 50th Anniversary bringing back Rose and Tentoo or just in general

4. Johnlock becoming canon

5. New Harry Potter book

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WHAT IF ALL 5 HAPPENED

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theannieplanet

“I’m sorry, but our site is currently down because we’re afraid you’re all going to fuck everything up.”

thepoegirl

No post this Sunday.

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As some of you might know, Richard Griffiths (the man who played Uncle Vernon in the Harry Potter films) has died.

In honor of him, I’d like to ask my fellow Potterheads to not make any posts on tumblr this Sunday, March 31.

I know going without tumblr is hard- but it’s about time that we made sure that there was absolutely no post on Sunday.

Reblog to spread the word.

w-hy

no post on sundays

hispadfoot hispadfoot

guys we can do this

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