Let’s See Some Real Football, Pledges

Last time I checked sitting around for half a hour, taking three minutes to copy the workouts of two biddies,  calling a time out every two minutes after standing in a line pretending to chase after a football, then calling it quits after twenty minutes to gather in a circle and talk about your feelings doesn’t constitute football. Oh I’m sorry, or did one of you break a nail when you were pretending to tackle one another. But I guess you took your shirts off (on the one cool day in June) which totally makes it legit. Time to take a lap freshmen. 

xoxo, Toned Bitches