I love holidays. Christmas is my favorite, but honestly, any holiday will do. Besides, the point of a holiday is to establish ridiculous traditions and stick to them. Which is why every Palm Sunday, I pour myself some wine and watch the 1973 musical theatre classic, “Jesus Christ Superstar.” I’m pretty sure this is the only way to properly celebrate the day (ok, bonus points if you actually go to church and/or pick up some palms to fold into little crosses and take home).
Reasons why JCS is the most perfect musical-to-film adaptation ever (Kill yourself, Phantom of the Opera)?
Ted Neeley. Is perfect. I mean, is this not the holiest man you’ve ever laid eyes on?
It really is. Fact: Ted Neeley still tours in JCS, to this day. According to word on the street, Ted may actually believe he’s Jesus.
A recent photo of Ted…note the full head of Jesus-like hair he’s still rocking. It’s got to be a sign.
Carl Anderson as Judas= perfection. And no one could wear a jumpsuit like Carl could. Sigh, gone too soon.
Third best singer after JC and Judas always has to be Simon Zealotes. Larry Marshall…ahhfuckingmazing. Look at that face!!
You, Peter, were awesome in this…and I can totally see why after JCS, you started making strictly porn. Your come-hither stare in the still below is on fire. I mean, to go from “Jesus Christ Superstar” to “Lust at Sea” and “Deep Rub” seems a really natural progression.
Josh Mostel, you were pretty good in Billy Madison and your Jew-fro is amazing, so you get a pass as Herod.
Ugh, do I have to talk about this bitch?
Worst.Mary.Ever. She’s fucking awful. Scoop all the notes you want, Yvonne, my 16 year old musical theatre obsessed former self can out-perform you every time on “I don’t know how to love him.”
Tumblr friends, you’re going to stop everything to watch this, aren’t you? I have so much to say about every character, but I’m already trying to gauge how many followers I’ll lose with this post alone. (I’m also full of opinions about the revival, but I’ll spare you).
ok, I’ll end on Caiaphas’ penis hat. It feels right.