when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way
I hope something unexpectedly good happens to you this week.
*me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it
Don’t get to the end of your life and regret all the things you didn’t do.
the fact that once a year we just put the clocks forward an hour and say that’s how it’s gonna be for 6 months, and then put it back an hour and say that’s how it’s gonna be now is actual proof that time does not exist and is purely a social construct that means literally nothing