sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
I hope something unexpectedly good happens to you this week.
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*me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it
You are correct
the fact that once a year we just put the clocks forward an hour and say that’s how it’s gonna be for 6 months, and then put it back an hour and say that’s how it’s gonna be now is actual proof that time does not exist and is purely a social construct that means literally nothing
It’s caption “The First Angel To Greet You In Heaven” 😂😂😂😂
“[calming, gentle voice] Hey! That wasn’t so bad, was it? [chuckles] Alright come on, I’ll show you the buffet.”
this guy is cute as hell
Are we eulogizing Vine by pulling up our favorites? Because this one is definitely on my list.
after getting thrown in a wood chipper
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