is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING
if you put hot chocolate mix in water instead of milk you’re disgusting get away from me
Lol I put mine in boiling water fuck haters
I put mine in urine.
i eat the fucking mix,
i killed a man once
i was a man once
what the fuck is going on
I give you a hamburger.
I am a hamburger.
The Great Pumpkin House - Every halloween season, the house at 748 Beech Street in Kenova, West Virginia is transformed into the Great Pumpkin House. The owner, Ric Griffith and hundreds of volunteers carve pumpkins for display at his home every Halloween.
It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem
kissing you would be so lit right now
Sleeping next to you would be so lit right now
Cuddling you would be so lit right now
Just being with you would be so lit right now
you loving me back would be so lit right now
Me being able to speak to you, and see you would be so lit right now
Finding you would be so lit right now
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
same
same
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
Bones next to the butt are nice
Butt bones are the best bones.
where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling
Basically.
I’m laughing so hard
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
same
same
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
Bones next to the butt are nice
Butt bones are the best bones.
where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling
Basically.
I’m laughing so hard
Step 2 is poke her with it til shes horny.
does anyone else get insanely romantically frustrated, like i know sexual frustration is a thing but sometimes i get super intense cravings for soft kisses or make out sessions or cuddling naps or things like that and it’s way more frustrating to me than sexual cravings
does anyone else get insanely romantically frustrated, like i know sexual frustration is a thing but sometimes i get super intense cravings for soft kisses or make out sessions or cuddling naps or things like that and it’s way more frustrating to me than sexual cravings
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It’s caption “The First Angel To Greet You In Heaven” 😂😂😂😂
“[calming, gentle voice] Hey! That wasn’t so bad, was it? [chuckles] Alright come on, I’ll show you the buffet.”
this guy is cute as hell
Are we eulogizing Vine by pulling up our favorites? Because this one is definitely on my list.
after getting thrown in a wood chipper
