i love how we have an entire day were nobody gives a flying fuck about anything and yeah sure BBC can officially announce the world ended and Google Maps can just casually make the world into a pirate map and Tumblr can just be Misha and everything can turn to shit and people just shrug saying ‘meh it’s april fools whatever’

In grade 7, my geography teacher told me that 

backwards is naive, and that it’s really just tap water

and that was when I decided there is no good in the world and the government lies

Like how in Manitoba, we have sand dunes in the Spruce Woods Provincial park

They just kind of hang out in the middle of the prairies.

Then there’s the desert in Drumheller, Alberta, complete with wild cacti:

And then there are the rain forests in British Columbia:

…where you can find cute little fluffies like the Spirit Bear.

And then of course we have the tundra we’re so famous for.  It looks a little different in the summer though:

but  in the winter it looks just like you think it would

Then, of course, the Rockies and all their many, many lakes

There’s the fjords in Newfoundland

Our boreal forests look particularly stunning in the fall

We even have beaches…really nice ones too!

…anyway…I think it’s really cool. It’s not all igloos and snow drifts, you know!

In grade 7, my geography teacher told me that 

backwards is naive, and that it’s really just tap water

and that was when I decided there is no good in the world and the government lies