- Destination Detroit: Dogman Cometh

Destination Detroit: Dogman Cometh

There comes a time in ever Cyrpto-/woman/man/both/or child’s life when they have to look in the mirror and ask: Is finding Goatman worth spending a month in Texas? And the answer is always, no, fuck no, you get yourself out of Texas now. So I went to the only place that made any sense, Detroit. Well kinda Detroit…. Wexford County Michigan, only 4 hours from Detroit, and the home of the Dogman.

Many say the Dogman is the same thing/related to the Beast of Bray Road but that’s bullshit, and those people are stupid. Just kidding, y'all are alright. Anywho I found myself in b.f.e Michigan talking to locals about the infamous Dogman. First sighted by Lumberjacks in the 1800s who proclaimed the creature as "having a man’s body, and a dog’s head.“ There were other sightings which caused a stir in the Lumberjack community and in 1887 they had a Lumberjack summit about the creatures. The main topic was on what to call this ferocious creature that obliviously had it out for Lumberjacks… after hours of deliberation one Lumberjack spoke up from the back of the room… "Dogman” the room erupted and it was decided this new cryptid would be called Dogman. Lumberjack’s could be considered America’s first Crypto-zoologists but that’s a whole ‘nother story. Other than Lumberjacks the creature was also sighted by a 13 year old who snuck out of the house for a smoke. Oh and a a farmer… once. Dogman was able to keep a low pro until the early 2000’s when a groundbreaking video was released, I have linked it below. Of course those hacks at the History Channel called it a hoax in order to cover up the truth. Dogman continues to stalk the woods, four hours, outside of Detroit. Something must be done. Picture annnnnnd VIDEO(link) evidence below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNGeXCs8B48

Unedited, raw, and remixed. Thank you ShifterMythology.