#I FEEL LIKE THIS MAN HAS HAD WAY TOO MANY ENCOUNTERS WHERE THAT WASN’T A GUN

HE THINKS OF DICK IN THE MOST RANDOM SITUATIONS

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Okay, so I can’t look at this .gifset without thinking about defilerwyrm’s meta from yesterday comparing Dean Smith to Dean Winchester.  Specifically, the section about Dean being wary of male attention in both universes and the way he responds to sexual threats.  

And now I’m thinking about Dean growing up and getting hit on far too often by scary dudes in seedy bars.  Dudes who sometimes just invited themselves into his personal space (and no doubt got a knee in the balls for their trouble, but still).  Which means if Dean occasionally felt attracted toward men, chances are good he’d suppress and distrust the feeling.  And then you throw the implications of Hell into the mix, and… I mean, no wonder it’s taken him so damn long to start second-guessing his sexuality.

Let’s extrapolate a bit.  Dean knows how to turn men down or bruise their egos.  We’ve seen him do it before, usually as a sarcastic quip or in response to a threat.  He knows how to feel disgust or annoyance toward men’s advances.  

He doesn’t know how to feel when the situation is positive. Maybe THAT’S why Aaron threw him off so much.  A guy was hitting on him, but he was unassuming, nonthreatening, well-dressed, friendly, kind of cute in a dorky way, in a brightly-lit and welcoming venue, and said Dean was “interesting” and he thought they had “eye-magic” rather than “I want your hot bod” (which is probably 99% of the attention he gets from men).

So now all I can think when I see the above is something like: “oh my poor objectified, confused baby.”

Dean likes boys in uniform

He is so bisexual it’s glorious.

#Dean’s face in the last panel. It’s like. He knows something bad’s going to happen because he’s a Winchester and this is planet Earth and happy endings were never an option. It’s. He says ‘okay’. He says okay and then. Bah. I can’t even. I will go down with this motherfucking ship, and if it doesn’t work out then I’ll live in Denial for the rest of my life. Destiel shipper for life yo

OH MY GOD DEAN

ARE YOU HOLDING HIS HAND IN THE THIRD PANEL

I am totally about to extrapolate from that tag, because this moment here. It is perfect. 

We don’t know it at the time, but Castiel is having this conversation while holding off the Leviathans. The scariest motherfuckers on the planet. And he makes sure that Dean knows. Because Dean brushes it off. He’s like, “yeah, sure, do what you have to.”

But Cas won’t let him brush it off. He knows Dean. He knows that Dean doesn’t believe him in that moment. So he stops him. He tells him, “I mean it.” He damn well makes sure that Dean knows he’s going to make up for everything. 

And Dean Winchester actually fucking gets it. He says, “Okay” and understands that Cas is telling him the truth. And that is such a gigantic leap for Dean. Because once you break Dean’s trust, it isn’t easy to get back. Not even for his family. But this right here? This is Dean saying more than “Okay, I get that you’re serious.” 

This is Dean saying, “Okay, I’ll let you make up for it.”

This ship, you guys.

This. Ship.