If more than 30% of your pictures are selfies, than I automatically that:

1. You have no friends (you seriously can’t find someone to take your picture?)

2. You’re just really vain and egotistical for absolutely no reason (the world needs THAT many pictures of your fucked up duck face?)

3. You’re a tool/douchebag (I can tell you work out. You don’t have to stand in front of a mirror and flash your abs) [this one really only applies to guys]