August 29, 2014

Anonymous asked: YES or NO?

Ah the anonymous question asker, scourge of the internet. I don’t mind questions from people that wish to remain anonymous. Certainly people that do so have their own reasons for it.

“YES or NO?”

they ask, as if they have clarified the situation surrounding their question.

“YES or NO?”

To what?

Yes to more strawberry cheesecake ice cream?

No to a slap in the face with a four-finger Kit-Kat that’s been left to harden in the fridge overnight?

Oh, would it have killed our anonymous friend to have scrawled a few more words to confirm their line of questioning?

Such is life.

  1. oh-glasgow posted this