Who the hell wants to go to Westeros? Like…”Y’know what I want…some place where the bounty of the long-summer has been squandered and Winter is Coming..a place where your closest friends are either being shipped off to war or are already dead. And if there was an army of fucking frozen zombies riding undead elephants, bears, and direwolves, beating down the border, that would also be awesome…”
I’d only go to Westeros just so I could bang Jaime and Oberyn (and probably a few women too, let’s be forreal) cause I’m thirsty as hell… but fuck that, I’ll find attractive people behind other doors lmao
(via ohhiddles-myhiddles)