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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
edwardspoonhands
edwardspoonhands:
“joshsundquist:
“ edwardspoonhands:
“ pizzajohn:
“ And, y’know, kids dying.
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Also…How to Train Your Dragon 2.
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Also: Like me when I was 17.
Except I didn’t have a Hazel Lancaster or Jennifer Lawrence-type girlfriend. Or, for that...
pizzajohn

And, y’know, kids dying.

edwardspoonhands

Also…How to Train Your Dragon 2.

joshsundquist

Also: Like me when I was 17.

Except I didn’t have a Hazel Lancaster or Jennifer Lawrence-type girlfriend. Or, for that matter, any type of girlfriend.

edwardspoonhands

…or a dragon.

joshsundquist

Amputees are so trendy right now. For the record: I had one leg before it was cool. I’m, like, a hipster amputee.