If I wanted to highlight all the stupid parts of this film, I’d have to turn the whole thing into a gif. In lieu of a terabyte-sized gif, the opening to the fight scene featuring improbably-concealed swords will have to do.
The really creepy part is that it cries like a baby. The Metroid Fusion version is creepier, though - so creepy, in fact, that Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload the gif.