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Resident Angry Queer — I found some old pictures of my guinea pig Otho...

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I found some old pictures of my guinea pig Otho lurking about my laptop.

I had Otho in Germany–he was about a year old when we moved, and unfortunately the airline flatly refused to let us bring him with us, so I had to ask a very good friend of mine, Jasmin, to take care of him for me. It was only meant to be for about six months, and then my dad was going to bring him back… but things happened, and it turned out we couldn’t arrange to bring Otho back to the States. Jasmin took very good care of him for about a year and a half, and then decided that she wasn’t spending enough time with Otho and his friend–her guinea pig Gabbl–and they both went to live with a younger relative of hers.

It… sort of broke my heart saying goodbye to him. I had a deep connection with Otho, moreso than usual. I still miss him. Sorry. Getting a little emotional looking at these again.

As far as I know, Otho is still alive and happy, though he is an old piggy by now, and not the adorable little yearling guinea piglet seen above.

TL;DR: have some pictures of one of the loves of my life.

Otho he'd be pretty old by now; it's entirely possible he's passed away I think I'm happier not knowing I'd rather remember him like this Otho Armani Stein you beautiful soul thanks for making my life better little guy I miss you

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I just realized most of you probably don’t know this so I am obligated to share with my followers a Delightful Guinea Pig Fact.

This is not just a Bo fact, it is a legit bona fide Guinea Pig Fact in that it has been identically true for every guinea pig I’ve owned since I was seven. (Samulle, Button, Cricket, Otho, Presto, and Bo.) It is, therefore, scientifically verified and universal.

Okay so.

You know that thing cats do when they groom themselves? That thing where they just absolutely do not give a shit? The unashamed exhibitionism of bathing their whole business in front of God and man? They just flop down in the middle of the room, stick their entire leg over their head and just start loudly licking their genitalia while maintaining unblinking eye contact with you as if actively, intentionally making it weird?

Guinea pigs do not do that.

If a guinea pig is grooming himself, and you happen to glance over, they pause, wait, and–if you are so rude as to keep watching–they will lower their leg, make unhappy noises, and refuse to continue.

i assume this is like prey instinct not making themselves vulnerable while being Watched but like they're Embarrassed guys they're taking a bath and we're WATCHING them

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I’m so sorry I couldn’t make it in time for Christmas. I miss you both so much.
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