Marvel/DC Crossover Movie Pitch

Batman has grown fat, given up on fighting crime, and is in an unhappy relationship with Mystique. Along the way he’s lost his hair as well as his vast wealth and now works with Lois Lane, conning people out of their money.

But then Rocket Raccoon catches the pair red-handed and forces them to play a mean trick on Hawkeye…

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“Get rid of the superhero powers, set it in the 70s and you’ve got a multi-award winning film on your hands.”