Either a lazy unambitious sequel to one of the worst movies ever made, or the inspired satirical work of someone who understands the cookie-cutter machinations of the Hollywood studio system all too well.

Whichever the case (and, to be honest, I’m leaning toward Option A), Birdemic 2 features the greatest write-off of a character who survived the horrors of the previous film:

Tony: I wish Susan could’ve been here to see this bird skeleton, but she got a disease from that fish that Rod cooked.

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