Human male approx 29 solar cycles old. Original Geek and proud of it. Mercenary entomologist with very large chip on the shoulder. Body extensively studded with metal and artificially coloured. Horde/Empire/Decepticons over Alliance/Rebellion/Autobots. Has a suit of riot armour under the desk.
No, I will not fix your computer or remove the wasp nest from your garage.
The second of three more cool photographs, as well as examples of some interesting legwear from photographer Nevio Vitali, Private Couture Campaign. Add a skirt (and for those of us more modest sorts, a bra) and you have a fantastic look there.