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Penn State game badges, 2014:
Aug. 30 – Central Florida: “Good night, Knights”
Sept. 6 – Akron: “Akron Gets Zip”
Sept. 13 – Rutgers: “Scarlet Gets Bloodied”
Sept. 20 – Massachusetts: “Over in a Minute, Man!”
Sept. 27 – Northwestern: “No, N’western”
Oct. 11 – Michigan: “Ann Arbor Is Easy”
Oct. 25 – Ohio State: “Deflower the Buckeyes”
Nov. 1 – Maryland: “Shell the Terps”
Nov. 8—Indiana: “Indiana Hoo??”
Nov. 15 – Temple: “What a Hoot!”
Nov. 22 – Illinois: “Scalp the Illini”
Nov. 29 – Michigan State: “Lions Feast on Spartan Diet”