Actually, you can’t, because, um, because, because, um, because I have the most amazing boyfriend that has ever existed in the world ever and he did things with magic and secrets and I guess we are going to New York and. er.

can I just

we are going to New York for Joy Division and The Clash

(the original answer might have had something to do with having no money and no transportation and no time off work but well I GUESS NOT)

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