some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
You can’t just GO to PIGFARTS. it’s ON MARS. You NEED a ROCKETSHIP
A list of reasons why AVPM still owns my ass after more than half a decade
- A musical about Harry Potter??? This is reason enough
- Stars Darren Criss as Harry Potter, a man of colour and a gift to this world
- Pokes fun at the way JKR/WB handle POC “That’s Lavender Brown - racist sister!”
- “Let’s leave these big baby childish jerks alone” “Did someone say Draco Malfoy”
- Every single fucking moment that Lauren Lopez is on screen actually
- “A person can however be a horcrux” “What’s a - what’s a horcrux” “I’m not even going to tell you Harry you’ll find out soon enough”
- Quirrelmort
- Pokes fun at fandom perception of Ron and Draco
- Cedric Diggory’s 1000 watt smile
- Voldemort’s revival is accompanied by the appropriate level of drama and a dance number
- Dumbledore is explicitly gay within the story
- Ginny has one of the most powerful and soulful voices in the show and her and Harry do power couple harmonizing
- The greatest Romione kiss I have ever seen in my life
- All the fourth wall breaks
- Snape’s parting note in the musical is far less creepy and weird and he dies in a poetically just manner
- “I love you all… except you Draco I can’t fucking stand you”
- Dumbledore’s Army holding fast to protect Hogwarts during the Battle of Hogwarts with a song that makes me feel like I too, could defeat Voldemort
- An arguably better epilogue than the Deathly Hallows
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