On Monday, when I read that the craggy ex-cop turned character actor Dennis Farina had died of lung cancer in Scottsdale, Arizona, the first person I e-mailed was my dad. I’m the second-biggest Dennis Farina fan in my family. My dad loved Miami Vice, whose first-season finale featured Farina as the mob boss Al Lombard. To this day, we’ve never had a conversation about Farina that didn’t involve one of us repeating the words Lombard cold-bloodedly intones to one of his thugs, regarding the disposal of a traitorous lackey: “Take him out. Shoot him.”
That’s my Dennis Farina story. My dad has a better one. Back in the ‘90s, when he was a full-time ad guy, he had occasion to audition Farina as a potential voice for some radio and TV spots. My dad’s in a control room in San Francisco; Farina’s being piped in from somewhere else, maybe Chicago, via then-newfangled fiber-optic technology. He reads some copy. Everything goes well. Eventually the client will decide not to use Farina after all. But my dad takes advantage of the moment and asks Farina if he’ll do “Take him out. Shoot him” as a favor.
Farina obliges. Gives him a couple of readings. Then, over the wire, he says to my dad, “Poetry, ain’t it, Jim?”
Alex Pappademas remembers Dennis Farina (via Grantland)