my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard
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#funnyDMX Sings Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer
THIS IS THE ONLY FUCKING CHRISTMAS SONG ALLOWED IN MY HOUSE
You know how you don’t have any Xmas spirit? This is it. This was the key.
“Today I’m going to be magnificent.” That’s the spirit, dog.
for anyone who says only cats are little shits
One of the most iconic makeup artists,
A well overdue Pat McGrath appreciation post
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