NATE'S BIRTHDAY BASH! MAY TWELFTH

Hi! We're having a partay this week. Our very own Nate Fridson turns THIRTY HOLY SHIT YEARS OLD! Now that Nate's comedy career is pretty much over, we need all of you to come support him as he enters what's sure to be the darkest period of his life. There will also be performances by Nate, Brad, Adam, and three comics handpicked by the birthday boy himself! And one that he's never even met. Here they are.

ANTHONY DEVITO Mr. Devito is a friend of Nate's, and the two share an avid love of "pussy-hunting." 

DOUG SMITH After their breakup in 2011, Nate and Doug's relationship has been rocky at best, but they are steadily, timidly approaching a reconciliation, the realization of which would make for the best 30th birthday present for Nate imaginable.

NEAL STASNY Mr. Stasny, oddly enough, was the principal at the high school where Nate was vice-principal for nine years.  

DAVE ROSS While not a friend or even an acquaintance of Nate's, Dave Ross runs a hot show on the west coast called Holy Fuck. If these two can successfully rub elbows hard enough, Nate's sure to get a spot on this acclaimed show, which might be enough of a boost to keep Nate in comedy for a couple more years. 

BEAUTY BAR  231 E 14TH ST (BETWEEN 2ND AND 3RD AVE) 9 PM - FREE