Dear Lego Batman,

I’m writing you on behalf of my boys. I’m sorry it has come to this, but I think it’s time for you to see other Lego figures.

As you may have guessed, my boys have found a new love in Lego Ninjago. Can you blame them, though? You may have gadgets, but they’re ninjas who can control the elements. Plus, there are dragons.

Consider this an opportunity for you to get to know Catwoman better. She always had a thing for you. Perhaps you two can build a life together… See what I did there? Lego? Build?… Nevermind.

Anyway, tell Robin we say goodbye. We all wish you well and we’ll see you in the videogame, which my boys still love.

Sincerely,
David, authorized representative of Boone and Wyatt