Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Mom
A Mommy Blog by Arrested Development’s Lucille Bluth:
Dear Lucille,
My son recently stole $5 out of my purse. I was really hurt by his breach of trust. What’s the appropriate way to discipline him without making it seem like money is more important than love?
—One Less Lincoln
Dear One Less Lincoln,
I’ve been told that when a child or animal misbehaves, you’re supposed to sit them down, make eye contact, and say “no.” But I’ve never made eye contact with a waiter, much less a toddler.
—L.B.
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