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Jun

Update: Failed When life hand you melons, you make sweet love to that woman.

So i didnt get selected by Wilhelmina…………sigh

But there is another Instagram casting with cara delevignne……..yay

all you have to do is tag a photo on IG as #carad4dkny and #carawantsyou.

Aight i posted this photo i made of her and i. Hopefully she sees it because it looks so bizarre compared to the others lol.(when i say lol, i mean like a rich nigga belly laugh, Like when 50 cent giggles from counting all his money) All the others are just selfies and shit but mine is US. TOGETHER. 4. EVER. 

Im gonna explain how this is gonna go down.

Aight look here,

The people at DKNY are going to call cara into the board room. shes gonna stroll in, wearing some high top sneakers while everyone else is in suits.

Theyre gonna hand her a macbook with a bunch of pictures on it with a list of potential people they picked……A bunch of bozos

she gonna look thru these lames………shes not feelin em at all.

Then cara is gonna say “uhhh lemme take a look at some others.”

She gonna be scrolling thru the other bozos and see 1 that stands out. Which one could it be?

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shes gonna say, “oh shit this kid is funny as fuck, we can mix it up and make some milk chocolate”      YOU FEEL ME? YOU KNOW!

then shes gonna look at my instagram profile and say, “damn and hes sexy also. We gotta get The Copper Prince on the shoot.”

and all the DKNY people are gonna look around puzzled and say “i dont know how we missed him, this kid, hes exceptional. Very good choice Cara, i love your taste, let me be you for just 1 minute, please?!”

She’ll say they are weird and leave……

Then they fly me to new york and the rest is history.

anywaysssssss i hope the Heat win tonight theyr down 2-1.