Yoh & Dave Issues Part 2: Jo Jo Simmons Lil Bro vs J “Pass me the Roc Jay” Cole

Yoh: I saw MTV describe this elementry playground exchange of “yo momma jokes” as a lyrical beef… MTV I SCOFF AT YOU. Seriously why must I watch these Spongebob and Patrick aka these “lyricists”  escalate this to dangerously annoying levels. They are the ones that make blogs continue to serve the people this turd on a golden, diamond-encrusted  platter. It’s not even the hottest turd out, this is left over, put in the microwave for 3 minutes with some cheese on top turd. C'mon at least let me serve some based god stew on this gloomy Monday morning. I’m not blogging to spend my days awaiting for Cole World to give Digglett Simmons a swirly, in the same bathroom Revernd Run gives his bathtub sermons. Twitter, really elevated rap into a WWE form of entertainment. Then it’s the fans that’s actually going to compare and contrast rapping ability,diss records, as if this is Jay-Z vs Nas. Sickening? Understatement. Between this, Keef getting dome while trying to slap the kufi off the head of Fiasco, and each of Nicki’s personality having their own political views(does that mean she can vote more than once), hiphop news sites are looking more and more like a scripted B.E.T sitcoms. I guess this is why you must focus on the music and not the people, human beings are simply disgusting. Especially when they are spotlighted for their stupidity. Riches and ignorance equate headlines.  I guess. Stevie J embodies this.  Blahblahblah, what was the point of this post again? Forgive me, I haven’t had a computer for a week, and I typed this entirely with my thumbs(iphone swagging) Is that dedication enough for you complex!? 

PS: Robb Bank$ clearly stated on wax that Cole had NO BITCHES. None, homie didn’t even put a “lol” at the end of that verse. As if he had evidence from Jermaine’s grandmother that he is bitch-less. Maybe, Jay doesn’t have a female dog, regardless that beef would be far more entertaining. And worthy of notoriety. 

Dave: “Rap beef” is probably the most overrated aspect of hip-hop in the new era (self-defined as the years post-Black Album).  What is the point of it, anyway?  Social media has ruined “rap beef.”  Nowadays, the most you’ll get from a rap beef is a wordy “you hurt my feelings so fuck you” on twitter and diss songs softer than cotton ball factory.  Imagine a Beef V documentary on internet rap beef.  Think about how hilariously bad that would be “Azalea Banks and Jim Jones come to words via twitter.”  Or “Chris Brown’s cousins tell  Frank Ocean to "catch the fade” at a stoplight.“  Really?  This is what we have come to at this point.  I wouldn’t even be that upset with it if we got some good songs out of it.  But the best we get is "Head up his ass, so I'mma head-butt him.” *crickets* We are in the day and age where people of my generation waste 140 characters on how Jermaine Cole and Run’s House are “beefing.”  In this situation, I don’t know if I’m more disappointed with Cole for entertaining a kid who can’t vote or file his own taxes, of with Diggy, who feels the need to defend his OLDER sister in a situation that literally has nothing to do with him.  For real, J. Cole is probably just upset that Diggy grew up wealthy and without the need to grind and he did, the typical struggle rapper mind-state.  Either way, he should’ve taken the Lupe route and not picked a fight with a teenager.  Now he just looks desperate for attention.  To me, if you ain’t gonna slap a nigga when you see him in public, y'all ain’t really beefing.  

Cole world no airbags