The OxyMoron Review
THIS PRO WOMEN REVIEW OF SCHOOL BOY Q TRACK FEAT SUGA FREE BY GHOSTFACE PARODY ACCOUNT IS EVERYTHIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG
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Ayo wHattup world! Once again its tHe migHty Hands Of Zeus aka Galaxy Knuckles aka THor Molecules tHe great akaPHantom Raviolis aka tHe magnificent Caviar Tusks aka SHampoo Bracelets tHe panty melter aka Spartacus Deluxe aka Broccoli Bundles aka LamborgHini SaxopHones or tHe High n exalted…
14. Grooveline Pt. 2 (feat. Suga Free) – THis nigga Suga Free a forreal pimp in case you aint familiar wit tHat mutHafuckas pedigree like tHat yo. Far as tHe track go…tHe beat cool n all.. but I likes to tHink we moved past tHis type of sHit as a culture n a society in general b. Im sayin like How many yall little niggas is gon relate to sHit like tHis? Talmbout CAN YOU SELL THIS P*SSY FOR ME? THis How we treatin our queens son? In 2014? Cmon son…CAN YOU SELL THAT ASS FOR ME SO I CAN PAY SOME BILLS MA? LIKE I WANNA ORDER SOME PIZZA BUT I FORGOT MY BREAD AT THE CRIB N I ONLY GOTTA 10 ON ME BUT I WANNA ORDER SOME CINNASTIX WIT THAT MUTHAFUCKA…YOU COOL WIT SERVIN THAT COOCH TO THE DELIVERY MAN MA?Like Im sayin tHese niggas got daughters bruH. Lets jus keep tHis sHit 100 namsayin. Every nigga cool talkin all tHis pimp sHit til somebody try tHat sHit wit tHey loved ones b… Niggas be Havin exceptions n exclsuions n wHatever. Like AAAAAAAALL FEMALES IS B*TCHES SON….ALL EM B*TCHES IS HOES TOO…EXCEPT MY MOMMA N MY DAUGHTERS BRUH…N GRANDMA CUZ SHE USE TO MAKE ME SNACKS N SHIT…SO ION WANT NONE OF EM TO SELL THEY COOCH FOR ME…N MY AUNTIES….OH N THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE BE HAVIN A HARD LIFE BUT SHE STILL TAKE CARE OF HER KIDS SO I RESPECT HER…SHE DONT GOTTA SELL NO P*SSY FOR ME NEITHER… Listen bruH…a song is jussa song but sHit like tHis dont do notHin for the seeds namsayin. THis nigga Q got tHe attention of mad babies rigHt now naHmean. Yungins wanna rock bucket Hats n floral print sHirts n get face tats like that nigga… THey wanna pop oxycontin n get lit to His music. I aint sayin He a role model or notHin n I fucks wit ignorant sHit Heavy son… I mean I came up on Too $Hort joints myself namsayin. But I understood He was playin a cHaracter in His music b. $Hort aint get into His personal life in His music or make you tHink you really connectin wit anytHing other tHan sons persona for over 30 years now bruH. On tHe otHer Hand tHe nigga Q tryna give you some perspective on wHo He is as a actual man in His music b. So for me tHis sHit jus sendin mixed signals to His younger fans namsayin. THats unless you really tHink Homie tryna put females on the Hoe stroll to get Him some dougH like tHat. A nigga like Snoop can get away wit sHit like tHis cuz I truly believe son would pimp out some females like forreal. I believe tHat yo… THat man would do damn near anytHing for some scratcH. His sHit believable. But at tHe same time I get tHat Q tryna tell a story…tHis aint biograpHical sHit. I HEard He got His name from a real actual pimpin cat named ScHoolboy tHo. He adopted Homie name n wHatever. Anyways I aint tryna be like sHame on tHis nigga…jus givin yall my personal reasons for wHy Ion really be fuckin wit tHis track too Heavy. Also Grooveline Pt 1 was fly as Hell to me n tHis sHit jus aint really on tHat level.
