Think you’re famous? Take a few moments to answer these questions:

Do you take twitpic self portraits to prove you got into Soho House?

Do you name drop so we will actually believe you’re friends with Seth Green?

Do you call the paparazzi on yourself? 

Do you think that your show on YouTube will make you a star?

Do you have a Facebook “fan page” for yourself? 

If you answered “yes” to one or more of these questions… You should probably know: You’re not that famous.

Though we are probably shooting ourselves in the feet (doesn’t talking about someone make them that much more famous?), we felt it was important to let you know… You’re not that famous.