when you say “nonbinary identities don’t exist BECAUSE SCIENCE”
all you’re telling me is that you don’t know what science is
science is a systematic attempt to describe the world. science does not define the world
if you were to go up to a scientist and say “there are things that exist in the word that science does has not yet adequately described, or described at all”
the scientist would be like “yeah i know, that’s why i still have a job”
HERE’S WHAT ‘YELLOW FEVER’ REALLY MEANS
"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."
If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever
Look at how HuffPo, the supposed LIBERAL blog, called her video a ‘rant’.
ANY TIME Black people or not-Black POC are speaking about racism,
The white mainstream media calls it a ‘rant’ to delegitimize it.
it’s important to learn why “having a thing” for a certain race of people is fetishization and is certainly not ok
I knew this would turn into a “do you pass” thing. I fucking knew it. So now to avoid these psychotic transphobics, trans women and cis women are going to start having to present as more feminine just to use the bathroom in peace. fucking gender binarism. I am so done with it. just let them pee ffs.
If I blog something fan art wise, it is not offensive to the artist if I blog it saying it’s my favorite fan art so far. You people are being ridiculous, you can keep messaging me and shit but I’m fucking keeping it up because I’d like people to see it. They aren’t fucking dumb I never said it was mine therefore I am not forced to take it down. It is my personal blog and I’ll fucking blog what I want and if you have a problem I’ll block you because I won’t deal with unnecessary crap from creepy overly extensive feminists with nothing else to do than to force their way onto others.
I was trying to avoid publicly calling you out but OK OK
Lol you “believing” you shouldn’t have to remove it is totally irrelevant. You are OBLIGATED to remove it by tumblr if you want to use this website (or, you know, by the most basic level of morality that tells you not to STEAL). It doesn’t belong to you, therefore you don’t have the right to use or distribute it. Not a difficult concept. From ToS:
You can either remove it, or tumblr will remove it for you. And the REAL irony here is that tumblr uses a 3-strike system:
By very kindly messaging you instead of just reporting your thieving butt, @caprette was doing you a favor. If you’d just deleted the post, you basically would’ve gotten off scott-free; but because you decided to BE AN ASS, you’re FORCING artists to report you, which adds strikes against your account, and will lead to your account being DELETED.
But good job, keep being a jerk, see how that works out for you. Just don’t be ‘butt hurt’ when your account gets deleted.
thank you for playing yourself, if your account is terminated its nobody’s fault but your own.
The Silver Swan, built by John Joseph Merlin and James Cox, 1773.
Source: Mechanical Marvels, Clockwork Dreams (BBC)
oh wow, the “water” is an illusion created by spinning glass rods.
wooooooooooah
I will reblog this automaton every single time I see it because I adore it and you cannot stop me.
memeception
WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME
I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.
But this… This is something else.
The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.
For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?
….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE
it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here
ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)
this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)
“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)
‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)
and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)
which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)
(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)
I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.
average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted
it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics
I was getting a political compass vibe too
tag urself im man door hand hook car gun
This works better than I thought it would.
This was in my senior project
I’m not sorry.
EIGHT MEME COMBO
We have officially created a new language
I just had to do it to em
THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY
I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING
M E M E T E N
OwO?
I’m doing a presentation on marsupials and through my research found out this species exists. It’s a type of opossum and it has stolen my heart.
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