Here’s WWE star David Otunga buying 80,000 calories worth of Hostess snacks in an effort to ensure future generations would get a chance to have some. ”I don’t want my son to go without Twinkies,” he said, as eyes rolled everywhere.
If I had a son, I’d rather him eat shit because then at least union workers wouldn’t be fired in the name of the bottom line.
Oh, and it would be more nutritious.
In terms of [French] soldiers, the habit of being tattooed appears to have been well established by the time of the Revolution. […] Another veteran of the [First French] Empire, with twelve campaigns and fifteen wounds to his name, was given a medical examination and was found to have VIVE LE ROI (’Long live the king’) tattooed on his right forearm. For political expediency, the veteran quickly had this tattoo amended to read VIVE LE RÔTI (’Long live roast meat’).
- Napoleon’s Infantry Handbook, Terry Crowdy
I have such brain rot that it just occurred to me that THE WHEEL OF TIME and THE BEAR have similar S2 finales in that the gang powers up and teams up at the same key moment. Not perfect parallels but Carmy=Rand, Syd=Egwene, Richie=Mat, Sugar=Nynaeve, and Marcus=Perrin. Okay, bye.
stole this from the tl but i need to know
Controversial and basic, but I’ll say it: RED DELICIOUS.
Absolutely living for Lanfear going absolutely ham. Look at her, in her Ancient Future Past power suit, nuking peasants who by her standards are ignorant savages, incredibly bored by this whole thing, on her way to bail out her reincarnated ex-boyfriend who dumped her three millennia ago. The most highly-regarded theoretical physicist of her time, going to rescue her ex even after he dumped her so badly in his past life that she drilled a hole to Satan so he would notice her again! She loves her job but hates her co-workers. Fucking love you, Mierin. You go, girl.
She has never done anything wrong.
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Meanwhile, in the world of football, the Pop Tart Bowl had an anthropomorphic Pop Tart who asked to be lowered into a giant toaster, holding a sign saying "DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE"
The toaster then spat out a human-sized Pop Tart with a face for the winning team to eat
And they devoured the edible mascot ravenously
The blood colored filling is a perfect touch.
please don’t miss these moments:
