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i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
yo there is a way to explain it… it was a parody of an episode of the OC (i think it was the last one ever or maybe just a series finale) in which a character shot another just like that and the song played. and it was super out of the blue and over the top. so there u go
"hello, i’m here to audition for the part of-"
The countermeming. It has begun
*AGGRESSIVELY FORWARDS TO EVERY GUY I KNOW*
*TIME TRAVELS AND AGGRESSIVELY FORWARDS TO PAST SELF*
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
ALWAYS REBLOG!
rethinking about Doc Oc’s villainy reveal in Spiderverse again
it wasn’t just the fact that she was gender-swapped that made her reveal so surprising, but her whole vibe made her villainy reveal so much more shocking because the combination of her wrinkles, her crows feet, her soft smile, her wacky hair, her huge nerdy glasses, and her general appearance as a punk Ms Frizzle remix, it was all the more extraordinary that this well established spiderveser villain didn’t immediately look like a villain, and yet when she revealed her identity it was so obvious, completely subverting our standards for what ‘villainy’ is, so when the tentacles came out of this kind-looking lesbotic sex symbol, we all just went
they got us. the art and design team played us like a violin in a Niccolò Paganini’s Violin Concerto No. 2 in B Minor and we ain’t even mad
#nothing beats the moment of ‘and i for one cant wait to watch’#i had picked up that she was Not A Good Guy but it came across as more#science nerd more into the science than human consequence#but that line suddenly flipped it to someone who knows the consequence#and she fuckin loves it#GOD WHAT A GOOD CHARACTER (via @linddzz)
Doc Ock’s reveal was the best villain reveal ever since Toy Story 2′s Stinky Pete
I also love the strong implication (though never outright stated) that Doc Ock and Aunt May have some kind of history together, just like so many good villains in a rogues gallery have some kind of tie to their nemesis.
Peter: “Let me guess, your friends call you Doc Ock?”
Doc Ock: “My friends call me Liv. My enemies call me Doc Ock.”
Later, when Doc Ock smashes through the door of the Parker house:
May: “Oh, great. It’s Liv.”
I loved the shit out of that because it’s revealed in the basement lair that May is a genius engineer herself and helped RIPeter design his gear, including the suits and the webshooters.
They were probably colleagues, you guys.
Oh my god, they were colleagues.
They were absolutely more than colleagues– maybe they started out as colleagues, or maybe May learned a lot of those engineering skills from Liv– but they were ultimately lovers. Doc Ock and Aunt May have a romantic history in the comics (they almost got married), and that moment in the film was undoubtedly a nod to that romantic history.
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What’s the girl version of “bros before hoes”?
thank you
thank you once again
AH WHEN WILL THEY END
EVEN MORE OMFG
I regret making this post. My inbox is filled with these now lol
It’s like you didn’t even try
GUYS QUICK
MY MOM NEEDS ME TO CALL HER IN 20 MINUTES WITH A MADE UP EXCUSE FOR HER TO COME HOME SO I NEED SOMETHING RIDICULOUS TO SAY
HELP ME FIGURE SOMETHING OUT?
thank you guys!!! i went with “mom help i finally found waldo and now he’s trying to kill me so i dont expose his secrets”
thank y’all so much for the help i really appreciate it!
PS the other top contenders were “i accidentally pissed off the ghost of adolf hitler and now the KBG is on my ass we gotta skip town NOW”, “the events of Sharknado are REALLY happening and jack [my brother] is bleedin out somethin fierce”, “carter [my brother] and i were reenacting Titanic and he actually froze to death and now i need help hiding the body”, and just pterodactyl screeching into the phone for a solid 60 seconds
today someone passed me a paper and i said “thank” and they said “did you just say thank” and then i realized dorothy we’re not on the internet anymore
socks on Christmas
- 8 year old me: what the fuck I said I wanted toys
- me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold
Anonymous asked:
I just found out I'm pregnant with my ex's baby. Im 20 yrs old. I had an appointment at planned parenthood and I cancelled. Its not just his baby, this is my baby too. I want to thank you. I wouldnt have been able to come to a decision without you.
alwaysabeautifullife answered:
Thanks be to God! Thank you for this message, I needed to hear this today. I needed hope. You are such a blessing! Please let me know if there is anything you need, anything.
And you know you are absolutely right the baby is yours too! I know someday soon you’ll experience the awe of your heroic choice, and I suspect your baby with inherit that heroism and strength from you, especially growing up watching a mom like you.
Your message truly brought me to tears, thank you again it was beautiful.
Truly, you’re the blessing to me.
How wonderful! There are some resources on my page if you need them. I will be praying for you and your little one, Anon.
Peace be with you and your child.