01
Apr
Electoral politics in Texas needs more heroes. The established political parties and career politicians aren’t providing them. My hero is me, in seven months, when the people of Texas choose me to represent the state’s most crucial interests: our farmers, and our agricultural economy. They, like all Texans, deserve a government that lets them just keep livin’.
And the winner of best April Fools joke goes to Texas Monthly.
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