northcentralpositronics:

thedreadvampy:

koripxo:

George Carlin was so special

in what way was Jesus assassinated? THAT WAS A PUBLIC EXECUTION WITHIN THE LEGAL SYSTEM.

If you’re going to say Jesus was assassinated, then you have to say that so was, for instance, Mussolini.

Or Saddam Hussain.

And definitely Osama bin Laden.