July 23, 2014
THE PERKS OF BEING MATABA

israelmekaniko:

  • Madali kang hanapin sa Google Earth.
  • Naisulat ka sa mga geography and history books simula nung nag-beach ka. You became the 7,108th island of the Philippines.
  • Pag gusto mong itago ang fone mo sa teacher mo, ilalagay mo lang sa ilalim ng tiyan mo.
  • Kapag kinidnap ka, mahihirapan silang buhatin…

(via israelmekaniko)

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    Walang Kupas! :))
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    Cool hahaha
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    Ano feeling ng maging ganyan kagwapo? I hope the number of notes on this particular post compensated for your small dick...
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    Di na kayo mahihirapang magisip ng tawagan nyo ng jowa mo. “BABE” na agad di na kailangan pagisipan.
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    Homerun ‘to!
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