OH MY GOD I MISS YOU TOO, SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I MISS YOU. I MISS ODO. I MISS YOUR COUCH. I MISS THAT ADORABLE AS FUCK TOWN YOU LIVE IN. I MISS THE GALAXY MAP ON YOUR WALL. I EVEN MISS THE AIR MATTRESS. 

WE SHOULD KILL THINGS SOON. GIVE THEM SPACE CANCER AND LIGHT THEM ON FIRE. 

I NEED MORE RUM. 

OR VODKA. EITHER WILL DO. 

Oh my God we DID! And you still became FRIENDS with me!!! 

AND I LOVE BEING BACK ON TUMBLR MORE! I feel more like MYSELF when I’m on tumblr more!!!!

[crawls into your inbox and purrs]

WHY AREN’T YOU STILL JUST A COUPLE OF HOURS AWAY? [pines]

Ok, so I could totally be really serious and thougtful about this, and I have been all day, but. VODKA. And it is really hard to be seriois when n7zachammer is attacking things with pirhanas in diablo. 

I am encouraged? I haven’t gotten my teeth in it enough t REALLY get a good feel for it. But I LOVE THAT THE A BUTTON DOESN’T DO EVERYTHING OH MY GOD. 

We got our SHIT KICKED IN with multi. It was rather humblung, 

Also. This might make me a bad person but. the fact that you cannot customize Daddy Ryder is…really off putting because the Daddy Ryder I wound up with is so bad that I am hoping he freaking dies so I can stop looking at him. WTF. 

I will play through a little more of SP once Kentucky is finished winning. At which point I will have a more useful sober opinion. BUT HEY MASS EFFECT IS BACK AND I AM REALLY EXCITED AND I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE HAVING A BLAST WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS I WOULD LOVE THAT!!!!!!!! 

Ok. It’s still really weid that I love on the west coast, een though I really loke it here. 

I would love, love, love to see you again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COME TO THE PLACE WITH THE STUFF. IT’S GREAT HERE. THE SMOG IS ONLY A LIL BIT. 

I FAILED YOU. I SHOULD HAVE PINGED YOU AND I DIDN’T. I AM THE WORST FRIEND. 

BUT. 

Not many people have had drunk!swaps in person like you have, hahahaha.

I managed to FIND my wallet after I tossed it in the trash, SO THINGS ARE LOOKING UP! HOW ARE YOU????????????

AND GUESS WHAT?! makoparkingonly IS TOTALLY GOING DOWN WITH THE MSHENKO SHIP. 

…SHE HASN’T PLAYED HORIZON YET. SSHHHHHH NO ONE TELL HER. 

JUST WAIT. THERE MIGHT BE DRUNK MULTIPLAYER SWAPS, AND I HOPE YOU JOIN THE FUCK IN BECAUSE THERE WILL BE VORCHA AND FIRE AND INCOHERENT SCREECHING ABOUT THE DERBY.  

[GIANT TACKLE HUG]

ANY TIME YOU WANT TO MULTI JUST SAY THE WORD. 

And if you need someone to shove a cactus up the asses of your asshole ex employers, I AM ONLY AN HOUR AND A HALF DRIVE AWAY.