Swaps: [watches FedEx commercial]
Swaps: [sits up straight]
Swaps: HI GARRUS.
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- Cat: I don't want medicine.
- Me: You have to have medicine.
- Cat: Fine. I'm going to drool in your shoes.
She kept me company in 5 states. I could always rely on her to be ok. She was dependable. She loved people. She liked to sit at the kitchen table. She had a thing for feather boas. She was weird. She was really soft. She preferred toilet water to cat fountains. She’d get lost in the adjacent room and wail until you came and found her. She had no shame when it came to stealing your food. She wasn’t a lap cat but would occasionally perch on my lap because that’s what good cats do, and she wanted me to know she was a good cat. She’d tap you on the leg with her paw when she wanted pets and scritches (or your food). She’d greet me at the door when I came home so she could flop and get belly rubs. She loved French fries. She had the raspiest motor I’ve ever heard, but she used it all the time.
She was mine and I miss her.
Last night at an event for work I ended up with a migraine, cramps from adjusting to this IUD shoved up my uterus, and a near fainting spell. Yet I smiled and chatted and carried on like a pro and even managed to drive myself home without too much swearing at all those GODDAMED STOP LIGHTS before collapsing in bed at 7pm in a very dark room and not leaving said bed before getting up (late) this morning.
Go me?
I’m not enjoying this new phase of my life that appears to involve migraines, however occasional.
Nerdy as hell and classy as fuck.
- Me: Hey, there's a cool alert up in Warframe. I'll be a nice Real Life Romance Option and get it on N7ZacHammer's profile, too.
- Me: [boots up second XBox]
- Me: [playing own xBox] Whoa, how is N7ZacHammer online? He's not home.
@theherocomplex, Shaker feels all of your pain (but is probably totally indifferent to it, because the troubles of mere mortals do not concern her).
She really hates the vacuum.
Sometimes she masks her evil with adorable.
So, a drunk @thatdapper1 is not terribly unlike a drunk Swaps and her vorcha.