8/4/13
I’d hope something along these lines would be in the cards for Alex Rodriguez. Writers (some of them) have been the sketchy human beings). I won’t name them, but one I can offer the key word “Machiavelli ” - and, overall, I –again– have a tough time with disliking him that much, and will admit to hoping I’ve upset some of the right people.
I do not hate A-Rod, and, while I do not believe this needs to happen in order to work out, how about a low .340-ish OBP and and then hope it’s even a bit better, with a high-mid .700s OPS? Still wouldn’t be terrible.
Make it happen, Alex Rodriguez (formerly Pedro Parker) - Spiderman.Not certain it is okay to use Stan Lee/Steve Ditko’s Marvel Comics Spider-man character, and will happily modify this should anything come up. Like, turn the costume a different color, and slightly alter the name.
This is partially dedicated to Stacey Gotsulias, because I kept thinking she might thing it’s funny and/or a nice change of pace.
Illustrated / given some sort of plot by Jess Lemont of The Catlantis - currently the only employee of The Catlantis.