September 25, 2014
fishslut: “ of-the-yellow-ajah: “ unbuttonedinawood: “ i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is. ” And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor...

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

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