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Funny story
So during the 7th grade my mom got a new washing machine and it looked pretty big. What me and my friend liked to do was send videos to each other of us doing stupid things. So in one video I thought to step onto the washing machine, like inside it. 2 minutes later I squatted into it. I couldn’t move my legs and I didn’t want to shout because my mom was tutoring a kid. I was a 12 year old girl stuck inside a new washing machine because I thought it was funny. Everything was being recorded but my mom stopped the video once my grandpa (81 at the time) came to tip the machine over and for me to spill out. I wasn’t allowed in my laundry room for a month.
So my hand slipped and I ended up covering Ella Fitzgerald’s “My Funny Valentine” a cappella.
I’ve been sick for 9 days, so excuse my being short of breath :’)
have a groovy day!
LMFAO this is actually funny as hell.
He’s funny, that kid.
And funny in the real funny way. Not funny in the “trying to be funny” way. He’s one of those kids that you just love because you can’t help it. Not in the kissing way, I mean maybe, but more like you look at him and can tell that he just gets it, completely gets you, kinda way. Yeah, he’s real funny.
The definition of our friendship is me getting hit in the face as we try to lipsync Gwen Stefani songs.
How I Write My Essays.
..yup.
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looking at text posts and wondering why you didn’t come up with that first
like this one
and the witty response that also would’ve gotten you famous^
If you could hear anything in the world right before you die, what would it be?
- Normal Person #1: I love you.
- Normal Person #2: Everything everyone ever thought about me.
- Normal Person #3: You're going to heaven!
- Me: ...Don't worry, there'll be unlimited breadsticks in hell too.
J Hall Comics really delivered with this one (via Imgur)