When I first heard about a $59 belly band that would protect the unborn from microwave miasmas and cell phone radiation, I thought I’d stumbled across a satire from The Onion. Alas, no. A New York-based company called Belly Armor makes three products lined at the waist with a fabric called RadiaShield®, which it claims will give expectant moms “mobile protection” against “electromagnetic fields of all frequencies.” Tinfoil hat not included. Click here for health scare debunkery in The Bay Citizen by yours truly.